Pyramid Scheme Cosmetics

(we are not
pyramid scheme)

The Opportunity

We've all read stories of proud entrepreneurs that quit their jobs and launched their own businesses.

It might seem like an impossible dream, but it doesn't have to be.

Pyramid Scheme Cosmetics has everything you need to start your business all in one convenient kit.

Imagine how successful Jeff Bezos would have been if the business part was already planned for him.

And what I should be, all but less than he Whom thunder bath made greater? Here at least We shall be free; the almighty hath not built Here for his envy, will not drive us hence: Here we may reign secure, and in my choice To reign is worth ambition though in hell: Better to reign in hell, than serve in heaven.

Satisfied Entrepreneurs


Age: 23

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Age: 45

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Age: 51

Professional 3rd Level +.5 Stakeholder Member


Age: 31

4 Star Lieutenant General Civilian Seller Member

Our Products

Disappearing Cream

Watch as your friends, dignity, and shame disappear!

Apply our sales techniques liberally to inappropriate social interactions, and see how your friends avoid you! Try selling during these inappropriate times:

  • Friend lost job
  • Friend lost family member
  • As trade for a service your friend actually offers


Conceal the fact that you're actually losing money, as letting people know the reality makes it harder for you to get them involved.

If they ever find out you are struggling, they won't invest. Your only option is to pawn the scheme off on to someone else.


Replace the foundation of trust with your friends and family with this foundation.

Maintain a stable lock on your delusion by going to Pyramid Scheme Con to meet other non-discerning individuals.

Learn the Strategies!

Train to learn the means to insulate yourself from anyone who could point out the flaws in this system.